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Basta may postura

'Tis the seasonOK lahat, inggit lang sila, tayo pataas na. Hindi nahuhulog sa motorsiklo o nagpapakumbaba. Di bale kung ang apo mukhang Christmas tree sa dami ng kristal, bagay naman sa time of the year! At bakit naman bababa si lolo sa Biliran, ano siya isang Mar Roxas na magmumukhang tanga? Tama na hindi niya pinansin iyong itim na mayabang na iyan, iyang Obama – kay Trump siya ngayon malakas, sa puti mismo!  At problema ng dilaw kung kikita tayo ngayon sa bagong telecom na galing Tsina, pagkat sila kumita na, tayo naman ngayon. Balang araw, sila ang katulong natin.

At bakit daw masama ang Harvard ni Aika? Ugok, ang liwanag! Iyang pag-aaral na iyan, para lang iyan sa Ingles na magandang pakinggan. Anong napala ng tangang Mar Roxas sa Waharton niya? WALAAA!! Ni MRT di niya maayos! E si Aquino na Atenista? Nadenggoy sa bakuna! HAHAHAAA! Tayong mga DDS, matitinik talaga. Alam natin kung saan ang pera at kapangyarihan, so needed pa ba ang mag-aral ng marami? Tignan ninyo ang susunod nating Presidenteng si Manny Pacquiao! DISKARTE ang kailangan. Aasenso tayo, iyong mga dilawan na iyan, hahalikan nila paa natin!

Eh bakit daw kamo plastik si Leni? Siyempre, bakit ka pa bibili ng damit na simpleng tignan kung mamahalin naman pala? Ibig sabihin noon, marami kang pera masyado, ano iyon gagastos ka na hindi kita ng mga tao? Malay natin, may mga barko at Ferrari sila sa may bandang Hollywood. Iyong hindi natin kita, mga ka-DDS! Ganyan talaga iyong mga ipokritong maka-USA na ganyan. Kuripot sa Pilipino, pero pag sa labas sosyal! Lalo na pag nagpaplano sila nila Loida Nicolas-Lewis. Daig pa si Imelda sa luho! Buti pa tayo, tunay na tao. Nakikita kung saan napupunta ang pera!

At ano iyong puro ngiti-ngiti ni Leni na akala mo ang bait-bait? Walang tao na ganyang kabait! Magbait-baitan ka lang ng ganyan kung waitress ka na sumisilbi sa mayaman at mataas. Kung may class ka, dapat mataray ka. Tulad ni Mocha. Tulad na Isabelle Duterte na nagtweet ng “some dumbfucks think I am 15”. O kaya iyong sumampal sa taxi driver noong isang araw. Iyon ang tama. Dapat alam ng mabababang tao kung nasa lugar sila o hindi. Wala naman talagang pantay-pantay. At iyong mga adik at pusher? Alam naman nila ang mangyayari, bakit di sila nagbago? Mga tanga!

Petmalu ang uso talaga ngayon. Malupet! Kung mataas ka at puwedeng makipag-junket ka Tatay Digong, gud! Kung hindi, at least naman meron ka sanang wang-wang! Kung hindi pa rin, astig ka dapat kung mag-counterflow. Buti pa sa ganoon kung medyo may dugo kang Intsik at mukha kang siga, masisindak sila sa iyo, akalain nilang anak ka ng tulad nila Peter Lim, na hindi magagalaw! Kung madiskarte ka, gradweyt ka sa level nila Polong. Ganda ng kinabukasan. Iiyot ka ng maganda. Sa Solaire Casino ka tataya. Condo sa BGC. Tangina nila. Masagasaan man sila. Basta tayo asenso!

Irineo B. R. Salazar wishes all readers a Merry Christmas
from München this 20th of December, two-thousand seventeen.

3 comments to Basta may postura

  • http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/dutertes-granddaughter-draws-flak-for-extravagant-presidential-palace-photo-shoot

    The 17-year-old granddaughter of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has drawn flak for an extravagant photo shoot at the presidential palace for her upcoming 18th birthday.

    Isabelle Lovelie Duterte, whose father is Davao City Vice-Mayor Paolo Duterte and the President’s elder son, hired the country’s top designers, stylists and make-up artists for the shoot last week at Manila’s Malacanang Palace, Philippine media reported…

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/19/philippine-president-rodrigo-duterte-defends-granddaughters/

    The family of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has been accused of reviving the opulence of the Marcos era after his teenage granddaughter staged a lavish photoshoot at the presidential palace in the capital, Manila.

    In early December Isabelle Duterte brought celebrity stylists and make-up artists to the country’s seat of power, known as Malacanang, for a photo session to mark her “debut”, a coming-of-age ceremony in the Philippines with a large party..

    https://qz.com/1159286/the-first-granddaughter-of-the-philippines-is-messing-with-rodrigo-dutertes-populist-image/

    In recent days, photos of Rodrigo Duterte’s oldest granddaughter, clad in an opulent, sparkling blood-red designer gown, have been making the rounds on social media in the country. The occasion: Isabelle Duterte’s photoshoot for her “debut,” the traditional 18th birthday celebration for girls in the Philippines. The venue for the shoot: the country’s presidential palace.

    For many, the pictures of the “princess in the palace” couldn’t help but evoke a stark contrast with the average Filipino—the sort of person whose lot her grandfather vowed to improve in populist campaigning last year. Duterte himself came across as a provincial man of the people with his half-sleeved shirts and profanity. As the mayor of Davao City for more than two decades, he was known for a brutal crackdown on crime, and promised in his campaign to take that fight nationwide. After he won in a landslide, he served everyday fare such as plantain fritters and mongo bean soup at his presidential inauguration dinner…

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/953602/journalist-gets-death-threat-for-broadcast-critical-of-isabelle-duterte-photo-shoot

    DAVAO CITY – Following a radio broadcast critical of the pre-debut photo shoot of President Duterte’s granddaughter Isabelle, a Davao radio broadcaster said she received death threats on her phone from someone who also branded her as a communist.

    Katherine “Kath” Cortez, Vice President for News and Public Affairs of Radyo Ni Juan Network received series of messages from an unknown sender with cellular phone number 09467002090 last December 18 at 9 a.m.

    http://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/157992/thank-you-isabelle

    What likely gravely offends, I might add, is the attitude of contempt, arrogance, abuse and shameless self-promotion displayed, not just by the debutante-to-be, but by all the personages surrounding her, including and especially her grandfather.

    The hypocrisy also plays a part. Proclaiming to be born of humble stock and aspiring for nothing more than a good night’s sleep under a kulambo may have gone over well with the masa voters, but it flies in the face of a son’s propensity for wearing expensive watches (while refusing to show off an allegedly breathtaking tattoo) and a granddaughter’s privileged pictorial at the very seat of power..

    • https://www.rappler.com/nation/191819-woman-slapped-taxi-driver-lose-driver-license

      MANILA, Philippines – The woman motorist who was caught in a video slapping a taxi driver over a traffic altercation may lose her driver’s license soon, the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) said on Wednesday, December 20.

      “We will let the LTO (Land Transportation Office) decide if [it’s a] suspension or cancellation,” LTFRB board member Aileen Lizada told reporters in a text message..

      https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/157995/worsening-road-rage-cases

      While the riding public had been advised to watch out for abusive taxi drivers who either overcharge or choose to ignore them in favor of other commuters who can pay higher or whom they can victimize, caution should also be observed by the taxi drivers who are also vulnerable to abuse.

      There’s a viral video that popped up on social media about a female employee who castigated middle-aged taxi driver, Virgilio Doctor, in the middle of the road at Congressional Avenue, Quezon City. Apparently, the taxi and the car ridden by the female employee bumped into each other, causing no damage but was enough to set off said female employee’s temper.

      With a man in tow, said to be her husband, the female employee got outside of the car and began berating the taxi driver and even gave him a resounding slap in the face.

      The taxi driver claimed that his blood pressure went up after the slapped, and he was seen on the video to have staggered out of his taxi and sat on the road while still being berated by the woman.

      The woman, after getting heavy criticism on social media, went on Facebook to apologize to Doctor..

      • http://thestandard.com.ph/opinion/columns/hail-to-the-chair-by-victor-avecilla/252192/gross-incompetence-at-danny-lim-s-mmda-.html

        ..No MMDA traffic enforcers are around at night, probably because there are no more motorists to harass for violating the number-code restriction. There are hardly any police vehicles patrolling the roads at night. Many of them are busy escorting politicians heading home, or to nightspots in the metropolis. As a result, many taxicab and jeepney drivers openly ignore traffic lights after dusk. Maybe Lim thinks that road safety and order just are not necessary at night? For that matter, does the MMDA operate only during the daylight hours?

        Many MMDA traffic enforcers hide at street corners waiting to cash in on erring motorists. They often conduct their stealthy operations at the intersection of Meralco Avenue near ULTRA in Pasig; at the corner of Shaw Boulevard and Edsa beside Star Mall; along the segment of Ortigas Avenue from Meralco Avenue to C-5; and at the corner of Edsa and Ortigas Avenue beside the POEA Building…

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